WHY I'M SERVING MY MISSION

It's time to ask yourself what you believe. I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons. It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom. If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

VITALS

• Hometown: Belleville, IL, USA (St. Louis Area)
• Family: Oldest of 4
• Eagle Scout: mmhmm
• Birthdate: May 29th
• Favorite Food: Yes
• Favorite Baseball Team: St. Louis Cardinals
• Favorite Football Team: Ireland
• Other Favorite Football Team: Green Bay Packers
• Favorite Music: Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, MoTab TCaTS (for two years anyway)
• Career Plan: Chiropractor

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

• How do I follow you?
  Uhhhh... you're on my website.
• Are you on social media at all?
  I'm ANTI-social media... for two years
• Can I send you a letter or package?
  Yep:
  Elder Erik Orchard
  Scotland/Ireland Mission
  51 Spylaw Road
  Edinburgh, Scotland EH10 5BP
  United Kingdom
• Can I e-mail you?
  Yep: erik.orchard@myldsmail.net
• Will you e-mail me back?
  I might pray about it first and wait for an answer.

SKILLS

Football (Scott-Sterling-like Goalkeeper) Bass Guitar World of Warcraft Overwatch FIFA Chapping Winning Smile Mom's Favorite Dad's Favorite